BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Votes:	7158	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Buildings Constructed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4420
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6944
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4041

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3931
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5516	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	542
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	5487
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Animals Bred:	162

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	7971
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2