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Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Animals Bred:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cooking Mama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Items Found:	8444	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Retro Minecraft SMP Tubers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming, with links to Retro Chuubas, the Divegrass Team, and even the Lumi ARG for some extra mystery and excitement!

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Build, mine, and explore with fellow Vtuber fans who share your love for all things retro. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchantments Applied:	285
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What are Minecraft servers like Renatus Network ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Renatus Network include:

1. Hypixel: Known for its wide variety of minigames and custom game modes, Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers. With a large player base and constant updates, Hypixel offers an immersive experience similar to Renatus Network .

2. Mineplex: Another widely popular Minecraft server, Mineplex features a range of unique minigames and PvP modes for players to enjoy. With a focus on community and competitive gameplay, Mineplex is a great option for those looking for a server similar to Renatus Network .

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and engaging game modes, The Hive offers a diverse selection of minigames and activities for players to enjoy. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, The Hive provides an exciting experience comparable to Renatus Network .

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its innovative game modes and custom features, CubeCraft Games offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for Minecraft players. With a focus on creativity and variety, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for those seeking a server similar to Renatus Network .

Overall, these Minecraft servers provide similar immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements to Renatus Network , making them great alternatives for players looking for new and exciting gaming opportunities.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Addons Ruin MMOs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! We don’t believe in boring old addons ruining the MMO experience – we believe in adding a touch of insanity to make things more fun!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle, fighting off hordes of evil chickens with diamond swords, and even taming dragons to do your bidding! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans we’ll come up with next.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7865
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! IS HE HERE?! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! Yes, you heard that right, Magnus himself may make an appearance on our server (or at least his sons). Join us if you dare to face off against these legendary foes and prove your worth in epic battles. But beware, Magnus is known for his sneaky tactics and may try to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trump’s Minecraft Server – Final Edition /ptg/

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the greatest wall in Minecraft history, just like Trump promised! Don’t worry about griefers, we’ll deport them faster than you can say “Make Minecraft Great Again!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Trump Tower hidden in our world, you’ll unlock the power of tweeting your enemies into oblivion. So come on down and join us, because on this server, we don’t build bridges, we build walls! #BuildTheWall #MinecraftTrump2024

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Potions Brewed:	197	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you block-loving maniacs out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).

And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17