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RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ores Mined:	3952
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Items Found:	4685	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1150	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Void Armor Forged:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5681
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7361
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3848	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	843
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crops Grown:	6908
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1305	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	159899
Magic Items Found:	1082	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5188
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7