BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4698

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	505527

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	5800

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6885	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.