BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.