BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3054
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Farms Harvested:	554	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	3601
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3608

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!