BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

“Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

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Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

IDGAFcraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9538	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	7484
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, excessive spending, family dynamics, family relationships, family trips, Family Values, intervention, materialism, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Privilege, psychological help, Server, Social Skills, spoiled child, TripToTherapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HomeDepotPupper

aita, Boundaries, child safety, Confrontation, dog owner, dog-friendly, Etiquette, golden retriever, Home Depot, Home Depot incident, HomeDepotPupper, Kid, leash, parenting, personal space, pet behavior, pet etiquette, public place, service dog, social norms, vest

Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	139
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

EndlessCraft, Intimacy, Limit, relationship satisfaction, sex, sex duration, sexual activity, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual connection, sexual duration, sexual endurance, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stamina, sexual wellness, smp, Time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SodaCraftersUnited

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2