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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1997 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.
So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).