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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8637 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.
So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).