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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1526 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 689922 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!