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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5490 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5021 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.
And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!