Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Villages Defended: 20 Void Armor Forged: 16
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Potions Brewed: 29
    Alien Abductions: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 43968 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 750 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Crops Grown: 7956 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 4151
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Players Killed by Monsters: 2703

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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