BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VultexPvP

PvP

VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

creative mc

Creative

come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6053	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.