Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
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