Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
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