Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Crops Grown: 9953
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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