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Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Animals Bred:	174
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	3708	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchantments Applied:	127
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	7951	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	5017	Gryphons Tamed:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	306
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7734
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	5184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1