BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you weird fucks out there!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to leave your inhibitions at the door.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	527413
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Mines Excavated:	1777	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	202223
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	5834
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	5271
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
New Chunks Explored:	104812	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	176
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Enchantments Applied:	104	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.