hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Crops Grown: 9209

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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