hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Mines Excavated: 1896 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Towns Built: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchantments Applied: 96

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 223 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Ores Mined: 4768 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Farms Harvested: 907 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4085

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Falling into the Void: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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