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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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