BlockyBaddiesEUdetained | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

Adult males People, Boys Human species, Brothers Adult men, Crafty, Dudes Homo sapiens sapiens, Fathers Human race, gender, gentlemen, guys, Human, Human Men Male, humans, Husbands, Male (Gender), Male adults, male population, Males, Man Human beings, Manhood Human males, Mankind, Masculinity Homo sapiens, Men, Minecraft, Server, Sons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	7435
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8063
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	2211	Ores Mined:	7997
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

with AuVan

24/7, Active owner, base hiding, Boundaries, building, Community, dedicated server, Fun, gameplay, minecraft server, player interaction, PvE, PvP, respectful, rules, Solo, Survival, survival gameplay, survival server, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla server

Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

All The Mods 10

banned, configs, Custom, Homes, Items, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn

some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4787
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ores Mined:	4646	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	9645	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2067	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2