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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3942 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2800 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
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