BlockyBabesCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1579
Love Letters Sent:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	126	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	13	Farms Harvested:	407

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2471	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Animals Bred:	56	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Votes:	5500	Farms Harvested:	316
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	4634

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!