Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3704	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Join PokeSMP for an exciting blend of Minecraft and Pokémon. Capture and battle Cobblemon in this unique server, offering a dynamic fusion of two iconic gaming worlds. Engage in strategic gameplay and explore the captivating synergy on PokeSMP, where Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts come together for an immersive and enjoyable experience.Server Wiki: https://wiki.pokesmp.netNote: The server is a modded server that requires Cobblemon and Forge installed in order to play. Players can easily install and play through our Modpacks @ CurseForge & Modrinth

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	New Chunks Explored:	868704
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!