Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2437	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	1132	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	3502	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1709

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RetroRealms

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Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	828	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7761

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3531	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	789494
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	69

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2954
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Star Shards Collected:	256
Animals Bred:	126	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.