Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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