Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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