Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Ores Mined: 8855 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 386 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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