Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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