Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, 200 lbs, American, Average, Awareness, blocky, DEPRESSING, Homicide, lawl, mental health, Minecraft, mulch, organic, Prevention, produce, Server, societal issue, statistics, SUICIDE, Support, Tasty, tragic, veggies, weight

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Items Found:	8442	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	213339
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Votes:	6272
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crops Grown:	7173	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	914	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Emeralds Found:	3871	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Votes:	9204	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	65178	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1056	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?