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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY