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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Zombie Dances: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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