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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Gods Slained: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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