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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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