Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Redstone Revolution

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Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

brain axis, brain health, Connection, Crafty, depression, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutBrain, holistic health, literature review, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, probiotics, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, Psychobiotics, serotonin

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RegretfulReject

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MinecraftManiaTV

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What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	778545
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3603	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

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Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4074	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5