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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6238 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
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