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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7302 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3690 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
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