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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4949 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 347 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
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