Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Dragons Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Goofy Goobers

    Goofy Goobers

    So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

    Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

    If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

    There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

    We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

    The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

    – Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Garrettmc Network

    Garrettmc Network

    Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChargedCreeper

    ChargedCreeper

    We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

    Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

    We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GoPlay MC

    GoPlay MC

    We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

    Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

    With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

    Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

    iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 New Chunks Explored: 23755

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GearsMC

    GearsMC

    (For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • WheatSMP

    WheatSMP

    Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3147 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Items Found: 3672

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vivican Crack House

    Vivican Crack House

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

    You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LevelUp

    LevelUp

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LegendFactions

    LegendFactions

    Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3141
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Farms Harvested: 401
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MC.RANK.LV

    MC.RANK.LV

    Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Speedsteal

    Speedsteal

    About us

    Our Game Modes

    RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

    Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 9549
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Vast

    The Vast

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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