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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Farms Harvested: 785 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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