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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Emeralds Found: 4406

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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