yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Void Gems Collected: 34 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
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