yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers go boom and diamonds go missing!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers go boom and diamonds go missing!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Features Community-based, builds, shops

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord (ihben) for more information.
    Is the server mostly vanilla? Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some added features for community building.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server Discord for rules and guidelines.
    Can I participate in building and running shops on the server? Yes, the server encourages community participation in builds, shops, and more.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 4chan Raids Habbo Hotel Minecraft Server

    4chan Raids Habbo Hotel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like a 4chan raid on Habbo Hotel! Join us as we create mayhem and madness in the virtual world, just like Israel invading Lebanon again for the umpteenth time.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unpredictable and wild as a pack of internet trolls? Build your own virtual fortress and defend it against crazy invaders, just like real-life geopolitics!

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Chimeras Created: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Lov e SMP Infj Girls

    Lov e  SMP  Infj  Girls
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything fun or exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special focus on infj girls! That’s right, you can love them, protect them, breed them, and even worship them!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we embark on crazy adventures and build amazing structures all in the name of infj girls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and an infj girl! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoBabyNoWedding

    NoBabyNoWedding
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, stealing the spotlight from the bride and groom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the child-free wedding you’ve been dreaming of!

    Join us for a formal, adult affair where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any interruptions from pesky little ones. No need to worry about baby creepers blowing up your hard work or toddler zombies stealing your diamonds – this server is strictly for grown-ups only.

    Just like the bride in this story, we understand the importance of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So leave your baby villagers at home and come join us for a drama-free, kid-free experience that will make your big day extra special. Trust us, it’s worth it – even if your friends start siding with the baby zombies.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ToonThrowback Minecraft SMP

    ToonThrowback Minecraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of excitement when you woke up early on Saturday mornings just to catch your favorite cartoon? Well, imagine that same feeling but in Minecraft form! Join our SMP and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way.

    Our server is like a magical land where all your favorite cartoon characters come to life. SpongeBob is building a pineapple house, Pikachu is mining for diamonds, and Bugs Bunny is pranking everyone with TNT. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

    But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Toon Olympics, where players compete in crazy challenges inspired by classic cartoons. From jellyfishing to rocket-powered anvils, you never know what’s coming next.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Land of Make Believe, where all your wildest dreams come true. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CultureClashLoveCraft

    CultureClashLoveCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

    Once upon a time, a player on our server traveled to a village in the desert and ended up getting married to a cactus! Yes, you heard that right, a cactus wedding! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether, with zombie pigmen as their audience.

    If you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RudderCraft737s – Fly with Flair!

    RudderCraft737s – Fly with Flair!
    so, like, u know how planes fly in the sky and stuff? well, imagine if those planes were actually MINECRAFT planes, like, how cool would that be? our server is like the ultimate destination for all u crazy crafters out there who wanna take their building skills to new heights, literally!

    we got Boeing 737s flying around with suspect rudder parts, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! imagine trying to land one of those bad boys on a tiny runway made entirely out of diamond blocks – now that’s a challenge!

    join our server for the most epic sky-high adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few faulty rudder parts, but who’s counting?) come fly with us and see where the wind takes you – just make sure to buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Emeralds Found: 9133 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Scooby-Doo’s 40 Year Respawn

    Scooby-Doo’s 40 Year Respawn
    join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can play as scooby doo and solve mysteries with ur gang of friends. u can build ur own mystery machine and drive around the server looking for ghosts and ghouls to catch. if u catch enuf ghosts, u can unlock the secret level where u battle the ultimate ghost boss, the ghost of minecraft past. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s zoink our way to victory!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5071 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Farms Harvested: 164

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 🔴 PARADOX 🔴 VANILLA 🔴 NO DONATION 🔴 Minecraft server

    🔴 PARADOX 🔴 VANILLA 🔴 NO DONATION 🔴 Minecraft server

    DO YOU WANT TO Plunge INTO THE WORLD OF VANILLA MINECRAFT SURVIVAL, WITHOUT EXTRA MODIFICATIONS, DONATIONS, AND OTHER THINGS?

    OUR PARADOX SERVER WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THIS OPPORTUNITY!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6465

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RLFactions season 1: Now with 100% more mud wrestling and llama jousting!

    RLFactions season 1: Now with 100% more mud wrestling and llama jousting!
    RLFactions <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/werner-weenie/">Server</a>

    RLFactions Season 1 Beginning Soon!

    Server Title RLFactions
    Season 1
    Server Type Heavily modded factions
    Features RlCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Overview:

    RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay. It is a server where players can immerse themselves in a world of brutal survival and strategic warfare.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Question 1: What makes RLFactions different from other factions servers?

    RLFactions combines the challenging survival elements of RlCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay, creating a unique and competitive environment for players.

    Question 2: Can players ride dragons in this server?

    Yes, players have the opportunity to defend their bases from other players riding dragons, adding an exciting twist to faction warfare.

    Question 3: What skills are important for survival in RLFactions?

    Building and strategizing are crucial skills for survival in RLFactions. Players must plan and defend their bases while also navigating challenging dungeons and hostile environments.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • EU Company Domination Minecraft Server

    EU Company Domination Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old tech companies dominating the world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take things to a whole new level! Our world-famous EU company decided to commit Minecraft suicide and sell itself off to Asia and America! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server to experience the wackiness for yourself and maybe even uncover the secret behind this insane decision. Who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest tech takeover in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 128 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5424 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

    Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

    Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

    But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

    Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Falling into the Void: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

    HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft
    Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

    We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HomeFunCraft SMP

    HomeFunCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyTurnOns

    BlockyTurnOns
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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