yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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