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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5584 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
