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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7564 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
