Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Votes:	4750	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	5305	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	927098
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9489
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7764	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6578	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4778	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4506	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

crypticcraft.eu

SVmineFB

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

s122.csrv.pl:35186

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

play.supermine.se

Legacy Craft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

198.143.140.75