Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	7386
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Blocklandia

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9527	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2161	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

fr.youpwn.org

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	3495
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Towns Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2640
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us