Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Emeralds Found:	8012	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

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MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

185.245.96.131

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9865
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchantments Applied:	298
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3489
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

onehundred.mcserver.us

11th Dream

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

join.11thdream.net

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9416
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	5077	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

play.monkeyoasis.xyz

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

hub.haydzcraft.com

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	7193
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

185.137.94.42:25596

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	7973	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

38.103.171.95:25555

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

mc.passioncraft.org

DarmaCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	2741
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

mc.darmacraft.com

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

node2.spillhosting.no:25073

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

s52.csrv.pl:14351

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2078	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

173.237.43.73:19132